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Be Ayn Rand In This New Life Simulator Game

By Sandra Song

Ever wondered what it'd be like to be a disliked, yet vastly influential literary canon from Russia responsible for the logic of Paul Ryan and your not-that-smart high school boyfriend? No? Well too bad, because Tumblr user Jestershark has created an Ayn Rand game, which allows you to simulate her life -- and the only rational thing to do would be to play it, TBH.



There are couple different options, which result in you either leading a totally normal, reasonable, capitalist-loving life or marrying Queen Satan -- your pick. Just click through your life, engaging in super banal things like writing screenplays and fucking Frank O'Connor, cheating via the Ayn Rand Wikipedia page all the way through. Play it here and make good decisions, y'all.

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