You can always count on the NYTimes Styles section to provide a few groans -- typically re: a subject "swathed in a swatch of semi-precious Swarovskis" or a tour of an edgy [insert creative field here]'s opulent Williamsburg drug den loft -- but this time, the Gray Lady gave us a verifiable LOL with a spectacularly blunt mini-view from none other than former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger.

From a larger piece called " The Dress Code For Power Lunching at the Four Seasons," which is, uh, exactly what it sounds like, we find that the Honorable Mr. Kissinger is just as curmudgeonly and unpreoccupied with his outfit as you'd think he'd be.

Well, that's definitely one way to effectively end an engagement, I suppose.

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