Put down your vomiting Amy Schumer doll and watch her perfect take-down of every dumb, confusing "girl, you have no idea just how beautiful you really are" platitude ever shared by a heartthrob pop musician (we're giving hard looks to One Direction and Drake right now). It's a great evisceration of the impossible beauty standards created by pop culture's disingenuous attempts to loosen those very standards -- the myth of "I woke up like this" culture and all. Also? It's just really catchy. We miss Zayn.