All Points West In the Rain

Alexandria Symonds

Day 1

"Well," my ever-patient boyfriend mused when we finally got to our first show at All Points West, "this is why you don't hold a music festival in a bog. Northern New Jersey is a bog."

He's right: thanks to the unrelenting downpour today, Jersey City's Liberty State Park was a saturated, muddy mess by the time we got there around 7 p.m. (I missed a couple of acts I wanted to see today, like Fleet Foxes and Shearwater, because of my day job. Judging by the post-work crowd sharing the ferry over from Battery Park, it was a common predicament.) Something positive did come out of the weather, though: since most of the attendees' carefully chosen plaid button-downs and graphic tees were obscured by plastic ponchos, that great sartorial equalizer, everyone was more focused on the music than on checking one another out.

Day 2

This is more like it: though the mud was still pretty much everywhere, the second day of All Points West brought lots of sunshine and happy festival-goers.

We started out in the early-afternoon comedy tent, where Judah Friedlander was doing his thing. It was the funniest stand-up I've seen in a while, largely because so much of it appears to be improvised: Friedlander establishes his character, "the world champion of the world," by explaining his outrageous athletic prowess, then asks for questions and riffs off of them. Someone asked about track and field, and Friedlander said he'd been banned from doing the decathlon because he does it all so fast -- while it usually takes two days to complete, he explained, "I get it all done in about twenty-six minutes. I go straight from the hundred-meter dash to the 1500 to the 10,000, then straight into the discus and the shot-put. Which means I've been carrying the discus and the shot-put during all those previous activities."

We were curious about the next act, Tim and Eric, who apparently have a show on Cartoon Network and whose fans were out in full force for their set. We saw the beginning of the show -- slideshow of pictures accompanied by the word "diarrhea" being sung over and over -- and decided it wasn't our style. We got some food and festival swag instead! I ended up with, among other things, a State Farm bandanna and, blessedly, a carabiner with SPF-30 sunscreen from Toyota. The guy dispensing prizes at the booth took one look at my freckle-prone skin and laughed, "Oh, this is perfect." We also checked out the Renegade Craft Fair tent, where crafty young hipsters had set up tables with exactly the sort of screen-printed t-shirts and vintage jewelry you'd expect. I got a necklace: the back of a Scrabble tile painted with a picture of a bird. The shy vendor explained that she got her design ideas from old matchbooks and French dictionaries.

There was also an itty-bitty plane flying around throughout the afternoon, advertising a Killers show in September:

Day 3

Much of Day 3 was rained out -- the doors didn't open until after 4 p.m. due to the thunderstorms, all the early acts were canceled, and legions of Twitterers, waiting near the ferry, furiously tweeted that it would be better to stay home. So I did just that! Better luck with the weather next year, APW...

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