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Alex Jones Says Beyoncé's "Lemonade" Was Funded By The Government To Start A Race War

Okay.

Just when you thought the Tidal PR campaign conspiracy was too fucked to handle, we present an even worse theory, brought to you by none other than Infowars's resident hot air balloon, Alex Jones.

Earlier today, Jones posted a video to his Facebook page in which he posits that Beyoncé's Lemonade was actually funded by the CIA to start a race war. Whoa! That's right, quote-unquote Urban Terrorist, Beyoncé Knowles, is apparently here to fuck shit up with "baseball bats and everything" so that the "young people go out and act like maniacs...and try to start a race war in this country." A verifiable pop star Pied Piper! Even more damning? Bey's broadcasting her message via Fox's Super Bowl and Viacom's MTV, which everyone knows is connected with the CIA's anti-gun, anti-family stance and eventually leads to vaccinations and a woman's right to choose and all other sorts of "bad" shit, because the government is full of fucking snakes and we're all doomed to become GMO incubation drones when the Beyhive has finally started World War III. K.

Watch him theorize below -- and try to figure it out for yourself -- cause I'm done.


[h/t Gawker]

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