AHHHHHHHHHH: The Magic Mike XXL Trailer Is Here

by Elizabeth Thompson

Seeing the midnight premiere of Magic Mike three years ago in a packed East Village theater was one of the funnest movie experiences I've ever had. When Matthew McConaughey delivered his "looks like we've got a lot of lawwwww breakers in here tonight" line, people seriously screamed. Like, "help me, I'm in trouble because my genitals are on fire"-screaming.  And even though the sequel for Magic Mike, and its first trailer for the movie above, is sadly McConaughey-less, there's still so much law-breaking going on. For instance, Channing's grinding, pop-and-lock, yes-daddy-I-do-give-me-brain-like-NYU dance moves defy the laws of gravity, physics and sex. Also, is it even legal to dance to Ginuwine's "Pony" while welding? Probably not. (And, oh my god, that Flashdance allusion could not be more appreciated, Tatey.) Lock Tatum and his abs up and throw away the key. His sentence? Dancing up on it all night long. Magic Mike XXL and July 1st cannot come soon enough.

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