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A Danish Artist Used His Penis to Paint a Portrait of Our Kim Kardashian #BreakTheInternet Cover

by Abby Schreiber
[Photo via Twitter]

Looking for a DIY arts and crafts gift to give your special someone for the holidays? Then might we suggest taking a page from Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen who painted a portrait of our Kim Kardashian #BreakTheInternet cover with...his dick. Speaking to our friends over at The Daily Dot, Jensen told them his organ was flaccid the entire time and that he would dip it into paint while holding it in one hand and the canvas in the other. If you're wondering how he was able to get some of those more intricate details in, he told the Copenhagen Post it was thanks to, uh, the size of his tool. "If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details," he said. "But if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting." Beautiful.  

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