It's Family Week here on Papermag.com and, as the holiday season gets launched into overdrive, who better to grasp the concept of familial togetherness during occasions to stave off seasonal depression than babies...under a year of age.
Especially when those said infants were birthed by notable millionaires.
Yes! It's been a huge year for babies in the single-digit month range who were fortunate enough to be created by one or two famous persons, and even though they won't appreciate this Thanksgiving...or the next 15-22, it's nice to know we have a whole new roster of humans inducted into the gradually oppressive cycle of the holiday season.
To celebrate, here are 10 famous critters, under 10 months, to remind us that we will never be as young and rich as they!
Sure, Evelyn doesn't even celebrate Thanksgiving (British), and her name sounds like the name of a young window in a Virginia Woolf story, and her father creates music that former frat bros embrace each other to in sports bars (Mumford & Sons), but her mom is the coolest lady in Young Hollywood; the odds are in Evelyn's favor to turn out pretty swell.
While his former
Glee star mother's most relevant news story in the past year was leaving a passive aggro comment on an instagram pic Kim Kardashian posted from our #BreakTheInternet shoot, Josey is going places. Naya, you, too, are officially someone's mother!
Born in May, Little Edie (not THAT one) will assuredly be taught the values of living humbly, considering her mother famously disclosed that she gives herself a $50,000 a year allowance out of her $50 million net worth. Damn.