Welcome to Brookland, "Where Stuffy Adults Can Act Like Kids Again"
The funny folks over at UCB have made a new "ad" for every hip, bearded adult's favorite borough-cum-amusement park: Brooklyn. Or, in this case, "Brookland!", a magical wonderland full of childish pastimes for over-educated 35-year-olds: bars stocked with arcade games, ever-present artisanal ice cream, kickball leagues, dudes skateboarding around McCarren Park who look like they probably have kids they planned for, and candy stores full of kittens! Season tickets to Brookland! are on sale now for roughly $50,000. [via FreeWilliamsburg]