Watch the Jurassic World Trailer, Feel Paranoid Contact-High
Because it's 4/20, and because it's become clear that Jeff Goldblum is happier as a knot store proprietor than a fast-talkin' quantum scientist, and because Chris Pratt seems to have stepped into the void as a hunky, chilled-out dinosaur whisperer... for all these reasons and more, it's a great time to watch the epic, stupor-inducing Jurassic World trailer, which appeared earlier today. Bonus points if you can count the number of brief silences followed by deafening WHOOMs.
Watch the trailer, above. The movie's out June 12.