Two centaur bros (literally) went to Craigslist in search of dates to their cousin's upcoming wedding and, well, their ad is kind of awesome (and, fittingly, has gotten hundreds of responses). Highlights include descriptions of themselves as:

We're both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained, relaxed, passionate, smell great, have cool hair, clean up nice, boast great tie collections, will promise to shave, love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times, controversial, provocative, short-sighted (with a big picture mentality), raw, emotional, sensitive but still bad boys.
They seem like a real fun time, actually. [via Daily Intel/Hyper Vocal]

Girls: the 'Golden' Years starring Gérard Depardieu. We'd watch that. [Thanks Luigi!]

Nah. If you want to get sucked into TV and not leave your house -- or consist on anything beyond Ritz crackers and CostCo trail mix for days -- just watch House of Cards on Netflix. [via Tall Whitney]

"Taylor Swift looks exactly like a young Victor Hugo." Damn. [via Buzzfeed Celeb]

Tiny kitten in a tiny hat licking a tiny ice cream cone. [via Pleated Jeans]

This is awesome: a guy finds the spot where movie scenes were filmed and creates these mash-up photos. [via Philm Fotos]

Go away kid, he's mine! [via F Yeah Dementia]

So meta. [via Coin Farts]

Love this New York Times-themed cheese board. [via RatsOff]

<br/><br/><div align="left">Ahh here's a baby sloth slowly -- very slowly -- flirting with a woman in Costa Rica. He's so dreamy. [via <a href="">Gawker</a>]<br/><br/>Woo hoo! Kristen Wiig and Seth Rogen are joining the growing list of guest stars on the upcoming reboot of <i>Arrested Development</i> -- a list that already includes Conan O'Brien, Liza Minnelli, Ron Howard, John Slattery and more -- and reportedly Wiig will be playing a young Lucille Bluth. [via <a href="">EW</a> / <a href="">Vulture</a>]<br/></div></div><div><br/></div>