Macaulay Culkin's iPod at (le) Poisson Rouge
If you don't feel like roasting and stuffing Macaulay Culkin, might we suggest dancing to the tunes on his iPod at (le) Poisson Rouge, where the former child star will be hosting a dance party, alongside some "surprise iPods (not DJS)."
(le) Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker St., (212) 505-FISH. 10 p.m. Free.
The Party Machine Holiday Party at The Bell House
Lisa Delarios and Arden Myrin, the ladies behind Union Hall's regular Party Machine nights, are pulling out all the stops for their holiday party. On the docket this evening? Comedians Michael Showalter, Colin Quinn, Seth Herzog, Bobby Tisdale, Ana Gasteyer, as well as Fiery Furnaces leading lady/solo star Eleanor Friedberger. Proceeds from the night benefit Ben Stiller's Stiller Foundation to help build schools in Haiti.
The Bell House, 149 7th St., Gowanus, Brooklyn, (212) 643-6510. 8 p.m. $10 in advance, $15 at the door.
Cushnie et Ochs Sample Sale
We love us some sleek and chic Cushnie et Ochs frocks, but they tend to be prohibitively expensive and very much out or reach. For two days only, starting today, Carly Cushnie and Michelle Och (former Beautiful People)'s line is 70 to 90 percent off.
336 W. 37th St., suite 1200. 10 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Through Dec. 9.