For those of you who've willed a middle school-edition of the Jerry Springer Show to happen, do we have a treat for you -- and, boy, did the universe deliver on this one.

Thanks to a blessed archival tool known as the Internet, we've managed to stumble upon a month-old video that may turn out to be the greatest "cheating bust" ever -- and it involves two 13-year-olds, a lot of scripted dialogue and one pint-sized rebound. Seriously, do yourself a favor and watch this immediately sans questions of its authenticity, please. It may very well be the highlight of your dreary-ass Friday.