This little girl in a polka dot skirt and pink tights singing metal on America's Got Talent will terrify and delight you. Heidi Klum's consternation faces are the best. [via Uproxx]

High fives to Jesus! [via mlkshk]

Here's a powerful PSA for all those iPhone users out there reminding you to film your cute cat videos in landscape mode -- set to the tune of "No Scrubs" and made by PAPER Beautiful Person Franchesca Ramsey. Lesson learned. [via Jezebel]

Most likely to...sigh, whatever. [via knusprig.titten.hitler]

Once we're done with our Cheers fan fic we'll start immediately on our homoerotic SCOTUS fan fic. [via mlkshk]

True. [via mlkshk]

It's a justifiable crime. [via Humor Train]

We'll be buying everyone in the office one of these right now. [via Rats Off]

"Oh, were you in the middle of washing your car?" [via The Clearly Dope]