Meet Mr. Balls, the testicle mascot of Brazilian anti-cancer non-profit the Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer. I guess raising awareness about testicular cancer is good, but oh god the pubes. So many pubes. And those eyes, oh those eyes. Good luck sleeping tonight, everyone. [Gawker]

<br/>Another highlight from <i>SNL</i>: this Jennifer Aniston look-alike competition skit, featuring cameos by Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms. [<a href="http://www.deadline.com/2013/05/video-snl-jennifer-aniston-zach-galifianakis-bradley-cooper-ed-helms-hangover-3/">Deadline</a>]<br/><br/>Mama June and Sugar Bear, begetters of l'enfant Honey Boo Boo, got married this weekend. The bride and groom wore camouflage ensembles and Boo Boo wore a flamenco-style dress in neon orange and high-fructose corn syrup pink. Mazel. [via <a href="http://jezebel.com/behold-astounding-camo-and-hot-pink-gowns-at-mama-june-493102351">Jezebel</a>, <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/honey-boo-boos-mom-mama-june-gets-married-to-sugar-bear-in-camouflage-and-orange-wedding-dress-201355">Us</a>; Photos via Splash News.]<br/><br/> This delightful <i>Reading Rainbow</i> blooper reel is the opposite of Monday morning. [<a href="http://buzzfeedrewind.tumblr.com/post/49265167348/this-reading-rainbow-blooper-video-makes-life">BuzzfeedRewind</a>]<br/><br/>Cats love it! [<a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7e4e96582bcef5d5e882637aedf6919/tumblr_mm6vt2j0z41qzfsnio3_1280.jpg">LaughingSquid</a>]<br/><br/><br/>Baby Aziz Ansari's dance class photo! (He's in the second row, second from left.) [<a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/49395640806">AzizIsBored</a>]<br/> <div><br/> Inside one pit bull's epic struggle to hang on to a stick. [<a href="http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2013/05/pitbull-really-wants-stick.html">Tastefullyoffensive</a>]<br/> Please leave Mark's cat out of this. [<a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/49523304643/hate-mail">ThisIsntHappiness</a>]<br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div>