Thirst Trapping: "Hot Felon" Jeremy Meeks Posts New Photos From House Arrest

Despite the fact that this headline reads like a cheap pop-up ad, we are definitely not sorry, because sometimes you need a little uplifting eye candy -- and thankfully, "hot felon" Jeremy Meeks is at your service with some nice, new action shots of him under house arrest. I mean...

And then, just when you thought the thirst had begun to subside, a biblical-sized flood appears on the horizon...

As PAPER Associate Editor Carey O'Donnell said, "behold the shimmering meat temple that is Jeremy Meeks."

Indeed, all hail.

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