Despite the fact that this headline reads like a cheap pop-up ad, we are definitely not sorry, because sometimes you need a little uplifting eye candy -- and thankfully, "hot felon" Jeremy Meeks is at your service with some nice, new action shots of him under house arrest. I mean...
End of my driveway is as far as I can go 😥 #housearrest pic.twitter.com/b5MEKwD9BW
— JEREMY MEEKS (@JMEEKSOFFICIAL) June 15, 2016
And then, just when you thought the thirst had begun to subside, a biblical-sized flood appears on the horizon...
Count down #housearrest #bayarea pic.twitter.com/BvANxxv0Pi
— JEREMY MEEKS (@JMEEKSOFFICIAL) June 14, 2016
As PAPER Associate Editor Carey O'Donnell said, "behold the shimmering meat temple that is Jeremy Meeks."
Indeed, all hail.