The Star Wars Trailer Is Here...But Where's Lupita?
There's a lot going on in the new Star Wars trailer (messed up desert spaceship, baby spaceships, robots, crampy-looking stormtroopers), but first let's cleanse our palate with a conversation about broken promises. Dear J.J. Abrams: WHERE is Lupita Nyong'o?! We were told (in a time not so far, far away) that the actress would be making her galaxy debut in this film, but Lupita is nowhere to be seen in the newly released trailer. We are bummed af. Sure, in the right mood, we'll head out to George Lucas's Skywalker Ranch and take photos in Star Wars-print Rodarte dresses next to C3PO and R2D2, but give us our star galaxy universe queen Lupita, Abrams, or brace for some sort of half-hearted intergalactic war. Mark our words.