We interrupt Morning Funnies to bring you this Morning Powerful-and-Touchingsies special report: The New Yorker's Bert and Ernie gay marriage cover is perfect. [Gawker]

And now back to Morning Funnies...

To get into her role, Emma Watson made a Tumblr as her character Nicki from the Bling Ring. It features a few entries about how inspirational Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie are. Namaste. [ImWithKanye]

Here's a delightful video of a dog pushing his sister around in a shopping cart. Great job, dog! [TastefullyOffensive]

"Conversations with my 2-year-old" just gets better and better.

Bag of dicks, anyone? [LaughingSquid]

Coolest moth in the game. [PizzzaTime]

Here's an amazing drunken makeup tutorial about how to look like Sylvia from Mad Men. You want to put your eyeshadow on like "you set a napkin on fire but you're too drunk to put it out." [TheFrisky]