President Obama, it turns out, was so much funnier than Jimmy Kimmel at the White House Correspondent's Dinner over the weekend. Here he is talking about Hilary Clinton drunk-texting him from Cartagena and how it's a "boy eat dog world." [via BuzzFeed]

Chris Christie and Aziz Ansari, inexplicably photographed together at the Vanity Fair/Bloomberg White House Correspondent's Dinner after-party... [via VF]

The poorest characters in pop culture. [via Flavorwire]

Ellen Degeneres reading from 50 Shades of Grey: "Do not eat the pancakes!" [via Vulture]

Kenan Thompson's sweaters through the years. [via Nineties Nickelodeon]

Chloe Sevigny loves going to Miami with New York hipster musicians. First, Lissy Trullie. Now, Lizzi Bougatsos from Gang Gang Dance. Hi Lizzi! [via Celebuzz]

Greta Gerwig's cat, Paw Newman. (Not pictured: Diane Kitten.) [via New York]

Uggie is writing a memoir! [via Vulture]

Artist Bah Humpug's Pug Alphabet. [via BuzzFeed]

Groucho Marx and Diana Ross doing their thing on the dance floor. [via Awesome People Hanging Out Together]

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, is a Sriracha Lollipop. [via World's Best Ever]