The Morning Funnies: Obama's "Boy Eat Dog World" + Greta Gerwig's Cat "Paw Newman"


President Obama, it turns out, was so much funnier than Jimmy Kimmel at the White House Correspondent's Dinner over the weekend. Here he is talking about Hilary Clinton drunk-texting him from Cartagena and how it's a "boy eat dog world." [via BuzzFeed]

Chris Christie and Aziz Ansari, inexplicably photographed together at the Vanity Fair/Bloomberg White House Correspondent's Dinner after-party... [via VF]

The poorest characters in pop culture. [via Flavorwire]


Ellen Degeneres reading from 50 Shades of Grey: "Do not eat the pancakes!" [via Vulture]

Kenan Thompson's sweaters through the years. [via Nineties Nickelodeon]


Chloe Sevigny loves going to Miami with New York hipster musicians. First, Lissy Trullie. Now, Lizzi Bougatsos from Gang Gang Dance. Hi Lizzi! [via Celebuzz]

Greta Gerwig's cat, Paw Newman. (Not pictured: Diane Kitten.) [via New York]

Uggie is writing a memoir! [via Vulture]


Artist Bah Humpug's Pug Alphabet. [via BuzzFeed]

Groucho Marx and Diana Ross doing their thing on the dance floor. [via Awesome People Hanging Out Together]

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, is a Sriracha Lollipop. [via World's Best Ever]

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