Happy May Day! [via Uproxx]

  Here's Jessica Alba getting two second holes in her ears pierced the day after her 31st birthday. [via Us]

  No sex in the Charlie Sheen room: Mr. Sheen is threatening to sue New York strip club Cheetahs, which has named a VIP room in his honor. In said room, surrounded by framed photos of the actor, guests can eat sushi off of scantily-clad women. [via Page Six]

  A still of SNL Weekend Update alums Colin Quinn, Chevy Chase and Norm McDonald at the soon-to-be-aired-on-TV Comedy Awards. [via Tall Whitney]

Weird soda alert! [via Laughing Squid]

BuzzFeed has compiled 53 pairs of television-themed earrings.

  Anderson Cooper spent some time with Meow, the 39-pound cat. [via BuzzFeed]

Watch a video of food items performing iconic rap songs. [via Vulture]

Still life objects --> erotica. [via Lost at E Minor]