As Gawker put it, this work of Photoshop genius is pretty much the only good thing to come out of last night's debate.
Obviously, someone created a Silent Jim Lehrer Twitter account.
Jim Lehrertye. [via Best Roof Talk Ever]
....but you can take Mrs. O'Brien and Celine Dion with Andrea Bocelli in concert, though.
Schmidt Romney. [via Vulture]
Behold: "Hedonism(y) Trojaner," a horse sculpture made from recycled computer keys and cables by artist Babis Pangiotidis. [via Laughing Squid]
Nightlife honcho Ian Schrager is transforming the New York nightclub Capitale into Studio 54 (the legendary disco he co-founded) for his daughter Ava's 15th birthday. Apparently party-planner Bronson van Wyck plans to cover the floor in 2,000 pounds of glitter. [via Page Six]
Oh, and if you were wondering what happened to Heidi Montag. [via TMZ]
More Bluths. [via EW]
Nom nom nom [via Head Like an Orange]