The Morning Funnies: Lady Gaga May Star in Zoolander Sequel + The Pajancho

Really, really, ridiculously good news: Lady Gaga is in the running for a big part in Zoolander 2!! Apparently, she's being offered $4.8 million to play Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson)'s shared former love interest. [via The Sun]

Wyclef Jean, naturally, spent his 43rd birthday posing in a speedo on his Ducati motorcycle. [via BuzzFeed]

Boo! Miley Cyrus isn't wearing any pants! [via Us Weekly]

After keeping mum about her newborn daughter's name for a few months, Uma Thurman revealed that she named her after a Fiona Apple album. Just kidding! But in all seriousness, the name is very long. It's: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. [via Vulture]

Apparently, 50 Cent is a multi-tasker. [via Twitter]

Coming soon to a HMV near you! [via The Ring Trick]

The Slanket is so 2000-and-late. Meet the Pajancho. [via Jezebel]

Slow and steady wins the dog on a large tortoise race. [via Foodtrucker]

Our new favorite single-purpose Tumblr: Dancing Alone to Pony, "dedicated to the solitary soldiers keeping the grind alive." In other words, it's a whole bunch of depressing yet awesome videos of people dancing alone to Ginuwine's 1996 classic jam, "Pony." [via Boing Boing]

Marilyn Monroe and some pumpkins. [via Graves and Ghouls]

We had to break Paper editor in chief David Hershkovits' just this one time. Sorry!! [via Not Kaela]

Hairs 'n chairs. [via Bogwarm]

We both want and don't want this elephant massage. [via Lost at E Minor]

Own it. [via Pony Camp]

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