The Morning Funnies: Ke$ha Had Sex With a Gho$t + Katy Perry's Daria Nails

Ke$ha claims she had sex with a gho$t. "I don't know his name! He was a ghost! I'm very open to it." [via Jezebel]

Zooey Deschanel (of course) got her dress stuck on Lucy Liu at the Emmys. [via BuzzFeed]

Watch a super-cut of Bruce Willis looking very, very confused. [via Vulture]

A vintage photo of Jack Nicholson eating a watermelon. [via Gin Jack]

The cat's out of the bag (sorta). [via Studiomj]

Now open on Sundays, thank goodness. [via Dude Guy Kid Bro]

Oh, Dita. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Reason #495,293 why we love Katy Perry: She had these Daria nails custom-painted in Tokyo. [via Styleite]

Beep boop beep boop beep boop. [via Max Capacity]

The season four poster for The League, y'all!! [via The League]

DIY DMX [via Fantastic Amazing]

Subscribe to Get More