J-Bizzle!! Joe Biden will appear on a Nov. 15th episode of Parks & Recreation. [via EW]

We'll join you. [via Stoner Comics]

Dummies doing jokey, Internet-friendly write-in votes and photographing them (which, incidentally, is illegal) was a thing. [via Gawker]

FOX News reporters learning Barack Obama was re-elected president = Grumpy Cat. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]
HAHAHAHAHAHA. [via Suck My Dracula]

Zach Braff: 1. Olivia Loy: 0. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

The Village Voice has launched a petition to kick Donald Trump off of the Internet.

"It arrived, I drank it, and I was gayer." -- Marilyn Monroe [via Retronaut]

Cool kicks [via Citnee]

Our new favorite game: Duck Face, Duck Face, Goose. [via Foreveralone-lyguy]

Sleepy baby bat. [via Notkaela]

</div> <br/>Watch funny/endearingly dorky British comedian <b>Simon Amstell</b> riff on morphine and <i>To Kill a Mockingbird</i> ahead of his shows this weekend at San Francisco's <a href="http://www.zspace.org/1213/SimonAmstell.htm">Z Space</a> tomorrow and Saturday. [via <a href="http://www.simonamstell.co.uk/">Simon Amstell</a>]<br/> <br/>We've always wished we could eat a dorky hamburger while fooling our friends into thinking it was a cool hot dog. Now we can! Disguise your hamburger as a hot dog with the <b>Ham Dogger</b>.  [via <a href="http://www.lostateminor.com/2012/11/08/from-hamburger-to-hot-dog/">Lost at E Minor</a>]  <br/><br/><center></center><br/><i><b>Family Guy</b></i>'s 200th episode, "Yug Ylimaf," airs this Sunday, and it looks amazing. "We just ate so much vomit!" [via <a href="http://top5funniest.com/post/35244087305/family-guy-200th-episode-preview-on-november">Top 5 Funniest</a>]<br/><br/>Hey, bunny, it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday. [via <a href="http://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/">Bunny Food</a>]