The Morning Funnies: Ellen's High School Prom + NYC's New Baby Walrus

Sarah Palin looks... different. The former Alaskan governor is giving us some combination of Kyle and Kim Richards' long-lost sister/Audrina Patridge in five years/Shania Twain. [via The Cut]

How awesome-slash-Jodie-Foster-esque does Ellen look at her high school prom? Also, how hot is her date?? [via Mlkshk]

Kris Jenner is maybe getting a daytime talk show. [via Hollywood Reporter]

Olivia Wilde told audiences at a Glamour magazine event that she and boyfriend Jason Sudeikis "have sex like Kenyan marathon runners." Right, because nothing says marathon sex like a Portlandia hoodie. [via US Weekly]

What if instead of Jake Ryan, this creepy Kool-Aid guy was waiting for Molly Ringwald outside of her sister's wedding. [via Beatnikdaddio]

NBD, just Nico with a Hershey's chocolate bar. [via The Swinging Sixties]

We want a baby pangolin. [via Mlkshk]

This is most definitely the best New York Times headline we've read in a long while: "A Fat, Mustachioed Orphan Finds a Home." Meet Mitik, an orphaned baby walrus who will arrive the New York Aquarium tomorrow. As an aquarium supervisor put it, "We say he is small, but scrappy -- the perfect New Yorker." [via the New York Times]

Can someone please invent this? Zynga? Facebook? Groupon? Anyone? Bueller? [via Root Rot]

Watering can, made out of watering cans, courtesy of artist Thomas Bayrle. [via Contemporary Art Daily]

Whatchyoolookinat. [via Lolzpicx]

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