Hamm bone, Don's dong, etc. [via DListed]]

Up you go, Mr. President! This man at a pizza shop in Florida showed his deep love for President Barack Obama by picking him right up! [via BuzzFeed]

Watch Rebel Wilson audition to host Chelsea Lately. [via Fuck Yeah Rebel Wilson]

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively got married in a secret ceremony last night in South Carolina. We give it two and a half Kardashians. [via E! Online]

Forget DIY Lacoste, it's all about DIY Supreme. [via Punk Ass White Girl]

And now for our New York Fashion Week footwear report. Just kidding. [via Pizza Buffet]
Cage Couch. [via Clint Is Iceman]

Horsecycle. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. [via Tiny Clicks]

LÖL. [via The Onion]

Cats --> croissants. [via Soaprah Winfrey]

You're welcome. [via hvidt]