The Morning Funnies: Brokelandia + Cory Feldman + "His Schlong"



1. Here, on Dancing on Ice, Cory Feldman pays tribute to Stand By Me co-star River Phoenix by dancing like Michael Jackson. "During the choreography I thought of River a lot. It was very heartwarming for me." Huh. [via Perez Hilton]





2. "His schlong" was an actual was an actual answer on Family Feud. [BuzzFeed]







3. Brokelyn.com spoofs Portlandia's "Did you Read It?" sketch with "Did You Eat It?"






4. Barbie pays tribute to famous works of art. [via The Hairpin]



5. From the weird collabs department: Bonnie Prince Billy has teamed up with Kona Coffee on limited edition Bonny Billy Blend coffee beans. Each bag is $20, and is available on the Drag City website. [via Steregum]



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