The Dutch version of the Golden Girls' opening theme = everything. [via Dlisted]

Our new favorite Tumblr of the moment is Jim'll Paint It, where some amazing dude named Jim will spend hours on Microsoft Paint to animate whatever people ask him to. Our favorite: An anthropomorphised New York skyline battling a giant religiously fanatical prawn. Meanwhile the diamond falcon contemplates.

Yesterday afternoon a tractor carrying over 42,000 pounds of ketchup crashed, causing a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of red highway. I'd make an "if only this had crashed next to it" joke but at my alma mater we had a tradition where freshman get sprayed with ketchup, mustard and honey so I know what that must smell like. [via Gawker

Oh no, this video combines two of our great weaknesses: a wombat getting cuddly (especially at the 1:10 mark where it rolls over for a tummy rub) and a cute, shirtless redhead. [via Laughing Squid]

Behold: Spocks.

And thus, Jennifer Lawrence took over the world. [via F Yeah Dementia

Sorry, we have no idea how to get back to the shore. Good luck! [via The Clearly Dope]

Been there. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]