Most Expensive Rap Album You'll Probably Never Hear: Wu-Tang Clan finally sold their album-meets-art-piece Once Upon A Time in Shaolin for a very vague "millions." The fate of the album post-sale is uncertain but there is a clause in the contract that states a corporation is unable to buy and mass produce the album until 88 years from now. Hardcore fans are being advised to start hedge-funds as soon as possible if they want to have a chance to listen. -- Matthew Moen
Perhaps the greatest thing Ive ever been a part of creating.
@DJKhaled's Motivational Words of Wisdom. #YouTheBest
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— Kozza (@Kozza)
December 1, 2015
Most Blessed Video Compilation: Spiritual guru/thought leader DJ Khaled has finally compiled a video of all his signature catchphrase à la "You smart. You loyal". Bless up. -- Braudie Blais-Billie
Raciest Clothing Collaboration: So uh, NYC streetwear brand Supreme has teamed up with erotic Manga artist Toshio Maeda (widely regarded as a pioneer of Hentai) for their latest line of clothes, which is a bunch of shirts, hoodies, and pillows that all feature very...fondle-y art from Maeda. Definitely takes a specific person to rock this look... -- MM
Most Unexpected Art at Art Basel: These Terry Richardson-shot portraits of Burger King's The King. The images, which went up on Wednesday, show The King posing with local Miami icons. To see the full series, head to Tumblr. -- Abby Schreiber
Best Christmas Sweater: That's right, even St.Nick has caught the #BreakTheInternet fever -- and the end result is this perfect, PAPER-approved sweater. -- MM
Future is actually Meryl Streep
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— T Mac (@McelroyTurner)
October 20, 2015
Weirdest Celebrity-Related Conspiracy Theory: Okay, so more fan fiction than conspiracy theory, but thanks to that weird Future-Meryl Streep doppelganger photo set, a random celeb-centric blog wrote a (now-viral) story about how Meryl Streep is actually Future's biological mother...because we're all apparently big, dumb idiots. -- Sandra Song
Best "Alternative" Nutcrakers: An Etsy shop has recently started selling nutcraker versions of legendary rock icons à la Freddie Mercury, Joan Jett and Ozzie Osborne. They'll go perfect with your "Moshin' around the Christmas Tree" theme. -- MM
My Reese's Christmas tree looks like a piece of poop.
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— fentoni22 (@fentoni22)
December 27, 2013
Worst Marketing Strategy: Reese's fans are in a tizz after realizing that the company's Christmas tree-shaped peanut butter cups looked less like trees and more like, well, turds. Talk about a "special edition." -- SS
Best Birth...Ever: This already-viral video is making the rounds once again; it's pretty simple: a woman gives birth in her husband's moving car by literally pulling her son out of her womb. Not to be watched if squeamish; The Miracle of Life has nothing on this.--Carey O'Donnell
Most Awkward Carjack: Carjackers in London didn't realize the yellow Audi they jacked (after violently assaulting its driver) was actually a privately-owned circumcision ambulance. Yes, those exist.--CO
