Best Pizza Commercial of the Week: Tim & Eric's Totino's pizza spot, which is weird and amazing. While it's one of the only commercials we'd willingly watch, let's get real, people -- *gently whispers* you don't have to advertise pizza. As the greatest food of all time, it basically sells itself. -- Gabby Bess

We'll also take 5,000 of these so that we can eat all of our dainty, feminine pizzas on the go, thanks. -- Gabby Bess

Free-ist Nipples of the Week: Keira Knightley's. In a recent piece for Interview magazine, The Imitation Game actress protested photo-retouching by going topless, sans photoshop. The results are stunning and bad-ass. -- Adelle Brodbeck
 
Best Nicolas Cage-Themed Car Accessory: This one. It's amazing that no one has thought of this before, but we're so happy that the perfect car accessory is now in existence. -- AB [Uproxx]