Klassiest Bachelorette Party of the Week: Kim Kardashian's. As Elle points out, Kim's second run at bachelorette party was definitely a lot less basic than the first. But based on the location (Versailles), the outfits (pearl-embroidered Balmain), and the themed dinner (The Last Supper), I've got a sneaking suspicion that the girls night out was probably more about Kanye than Kim. -- Gabby Bess [Photos via Instagram]

Conan of the Week: Watch Conan play a video game and solve crimes by starting new ones. -- Tucker Chet Markus

Most Hysterical Interview of the Week: This one on Stereogum, in which Chromeo's P-Thugg speaks fondly -- and unironically -- about his love for Guy Fieri and Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. GET READY FOR THE RETURN OF THE LATE-90s BOWLING SHIRT. -- Abby Schreiber

Most Obsession-Worthy Instagram of the Week: @rapperswithpuppies. Of course Drake would incorporate cuddling with dogs into his #sensitiverapper brand, but not even the hardest of MC's can resist that sweet, sweet puppy love. -- G.B. [via Into the Gloss]

Most Important Holiday of the Week: World Goth Day. On Tumblr, goth takes on a lot of different meanings. There's pale-goth, soft-goth, ghetto-goth, and just about any other goth to suit your specifically dark tastes. But I hope everyone celebrated being goth the old fashion way: by not celebrating at all. -- G.B.

Playa Child of the Week: This 5-year-old. BE GRATEFUL FOR THE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE, KID, ONE DAY YOU'LL BE WISHING YOU HAD EVEN 1/3 OF THE GIRLFRIENDS YOU HAVE TODAY. *shakes head, weeps manfully* -- T.C.M.