While you were celebrating Memorial Day (read: drinking), Kimye finally got married. And The Post had excellent coverage of all the festivities. [via Uproxx]

Meanwhile, the New York Sports Club got their own dig into Kanye. [via Uproxx]

Here's a sassy sea lion bullying a man into giving up his seat on a bench. [via Tastefully Offensive]

"You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record player." [via Coin Farts]

FYI, my birthday's in seven months. [via F You No F Me]

Two French tennis players had a pretty impressive dance-off over the weekend to Lil Jon and DJ Snake's summer anthem "Turn Down For What." [via Tastefully Offensive]

Love these descriptions placed next to bathroom art. [via Instagram]

"Mariah Carey's cell phone signature in 2000's "Crybaby" = perfect (but not enough <3 <3 <3s). [via Tall Whitney]