Find out which celebs we thought looked very "Self Magazine" or like a "70s-era chandelier" at last night's Oscars.
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"I love this color on Jennifer -- it reminds me of the dress she wore to the Golden Globes last year. Also her hair and makeup look great." -- Elizabeth
"I like the dress a lot but I totally disagree about her hair and makeup. She looks fine in the photo but every time the camera panned to her during the awards, it appeared like she had too much bronzer/foundation/tanner on and there were white rings around her eye. With her short hair cut and bronzed glow, she reminded me of a 48-year-old golfer in Palm Springs. Not. the. look." -- Abby
"I like the dress a lot but I totally disagree about her hair and makeup. She looks fine in the photo but every time the camera panned to her during the awards, it appeared like she had too much bronzer/foundation/tanner on and there were white rings around her eye. With her short hair cut and bronzed glow, she reminded me of a 48-year-old golfer in Palm Springs. Not. the. look." -- Abby
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Cate Blanchett
"I absolutely loved this Armani dress. A lot of people were complaining that it washed her out, but I think it totally works. Those cap sleeves are perfect. And her hair looked fantastic." -- Elizabeth
"Yep, I agree. Cate definitely had one of my favorite looks of the night. Though she did remind me a bit of a very elegant version of a valet's car key box." -- Abby
"I absolutely loved this Armani dress. A lot of people were complaining that it washed her out, but I think it totally works. Those cap sleeves are perfect. And her hair looked fantastic." -- Elizabeth
"Yep, I agree. Cate definitely had one of my favorite looks of the night. Though she did remind me a bit of a very elegant version of a valet's car key box." -- Abby
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Meryl Streep
Looks great, duh. --Elizabeth
"Meryl loves a drape-y cowl neck look but I could've used a little less fabric around the midline. Overall, perfectly fine." -- Abby
Looks great, duh. --Elizabeth
"Meryl loves a drape-y cowl neck look but I could've used a little less fabric around the midline. Overall, perfectly fine." -- Abby
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Charlize Theron
"I was not a fan of this dress, I'm sorry. The cut of the bodice is giving me bathing suit vibes and the tan straps and sheer panels at the bottom don't help." --Elizabeth
"Yeah, the sheer straps were very off-putting but Charlize's hair game is finally back on point after that unfortunate buzz." -- Abby
"I was not a fan of this dress, I'm sorry. The cut of the bodice is giving me bathing suit vibes and the tan straps and sheer panels at the bottom don't help." --Elizabeth
"Yeah, the sheer straps were very off-putting but Charlize's hair game is finally back on point after that unfortunate buzz." -- Abby
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Bette Midler
"Was I the only person in the universe who though trotting out Bette Midler to perform her ultimate '80s schlock anthem after the In Memoriam montage was borderline disrespectful? I know I'm chugging the hatearade hard here and, yes, omg, BEACHES!, but it's such a dumb, empty song with bad lyrics sung by a-hole 7th-grade girls at talent shows. Can we just put an end to live performances accompanying In Memoriams all together? Do a pre-edited montage set to Phillip Glass or ANY moving piano music of your choosing, pan out to the darkened, silent theater. Hold for 5 seconds. Go to commercial. Not. Hard. I think this color looks good on her, though!" -- Elizabeth
"I kinda agree. That Beaches song has become such a cliché that it almost seems like they didn't even try. But...the dress is very elegant even though the form-fitting proportions make Bette look a little like a bobble head." -- Abby
"Was I the only person in the universe who though trotting out Bette Midler to perform her ultimate '80s schlock anthem after the In Memoriam montage was borderline disrespectful? I know I'm chugging the hatearade hard here and, yes, omg, BEACHES!, but it's such a dumb, empty song with bad lyrics sung by a-hole 7th-grade girls at talent shows. Can we just put an end to live performances accompanying In Memoriams all together? Do a pre-edited montage set to Phillip Glass or ANY moving piano music of your choosing, pan out to the darkened, silent theater. Hold for 5 seconds. Go to commercial. Not. Hard. I think this color looks good on her, though!" -- Elizabeth
"I kinda agree. That Beaches song has become such a cliché that it almost seems like they didn't even try. But...the dress is very elegant even though the form-fitting proportions make Bette look a little like a bobble head." -- Abby
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Margot Robbie
"A little boring, but I like that she went goth." --Elizabeth
"I hardly recognized her! Megan Fox Lite© isn't my favorite Margot Robbie look but the dress is inoffensive." -- Abby
"A little boring, but I like that she went goth." --Elizabeth
"I hardly recognized her! Megan Fox Lite© isn't my favorite Margot Robbie look but the dress is inoffensive." -- Abby
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Kerry Washington
"I love Scandal." --Elizabeth
"I thought the color and the draping were lovely but what's going on with the hem? Are those darker panels supposed to be like that or did the dress just get wet from a puddle or something? And though I think Kerry looks beautiful, I'm not crazy about her hair. It reminds me of when I try to do my hair in some complicated bun-braid thing and then it's just really not working out so I say, 'Fuuuuuck. Ok. I'm just gonna bobby pin that shiz.' Yes. That's what it reminds me of." -- Abby
"I love Scandal." --Elizabeth
"I thought the color and the draping were lovely but what's going on with the hem? Are those darker panels supposed to be like that or did the dress just get wet from a puddle or something? And though I think Kerry looks beautiful, I'm not crazy about her hair. It reminds me of when I try to do my hair in some complicated bun-braid thing and then it's just really not working out so I say, 'Fuuuuuck. Ok. I'm just gonna bobby pin that shiz.' Yes. That's what it reminds me of." -- Abby
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Jessica Biel
"Fine." -- Elizabeth
"Jessica Biel at the Oscars was like a marble statue in a museum. You're just like, 'She's very, very pretty but I'd rather stare at that grotesque modernist painting instead.'"
"Fine." -- Elizabeth
"Jessica Biel at the Oscars was like a marble statue in a museum. You're just like, 'She's very, very pretty but I'd rather stare at that grotesque modernist painting instead.'"
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Naomi Watts
"I could do without that necklace and, from this angle, it almost looks a little baggy on her." -- Elizabeth
"I disagree. I loved this Calvin Klein dress so, so much, and, even though it's gilding the lily, I liked the statement necklace. And I like that Naomi kept her hair very simple. It's sporty Americana glamour at its best (even though Naomi isn't even American)!" -- Abby
"I could do without that necklace and, from this angle, it almost looks a little baggy on her." -- Elizabeth
"I disagree. I loved this Calvin Klein dress so, so much, and, even though it's gilding the lily, I liked the statement necklace. And I like that Naomi kept her hair very simple. It's sporty Americana glamour at its best (even though Naomi isn't even American)!" -- Abby
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Anne Hathaway
"This is fine. I like that she's kept her short hair. I think it looks really good on her." -- Elizabeth
"This dress is a more sophisticated, 'I'm a New York power woman' look than we're used to seeing Anne wear although I disagree with the hair. The Audrey Hepburn-esque pixie cut looks cute but I thinks she looks better with long hair." -- Abby
"This is fine. I like that she's kept her short hair. I think it looks really good on her." -- Elizabeth
"This dress is a more sophisticated, 'I'm a New York power woman' look than we're used to seeing Anne wear although I disagree with the hair. The Audrey Hepburn-esque pixie cut looks cute but I thinks she looks better with long hair." -- Abby
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Jared Leto
"Jared Leto usually looks like a bear or a puppy. I like that about him! His ombre beachy waves are VERY NOW and very Self Magazine. Hate the caterer tux." --Elizabeth
"We said it once and we'll say it again: Jared Leto is the 'kaballer' personified. But the part in his Oscar speech about his mother was super sweet." -- Abby
"Jared Leto usually looks like a bear or a puppy. I like that about him! His ombre beachy waves are VERY NOW and very Self Magazine. Hate the caterer tux." --Elizabeth
"We said it once and we'll say it again: Jared Leto is the 'kaballer' personified. But the part in his Oscar speech about his mother was super sweet." -- Abby
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Sandra Bullock
"I am generally not a big Sandy B red carpet fan but I thought she looked incredible last night. Her hair is a beautiful perfect dream." --Elizabeth
"I will not remember this dress past tomorrow but as for today, it looks divine." -- Abby
"I am generally not a big Sandy B red carpet fan but I thought she looked incredible last night. Her hair is a beautiful perfect dream." --Elizabeth
"I will not remember this dress past tomorrow but as for today, it looks divine." -- Abby
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Lupita Nyong'o
"Last night I tweeted that Lupita Nyong'o was 'fucking enchanting' in Prada and my mom texted me to please not use the F word and to 'be more mysterious.' Sorry everyone." -- Elizabeth
"This color and goddess-y cut was ethereal. Hashtag #Flawless." -- Abby
"Last night I tweeted that Lupita Nyong'o was 'fucking enchanting' in Prada and my mom texted me to please not use the F word and to 'be more mysterious.' Sorry everyone." -- Elizabeth
"This color and goddess-y cut was ethereal. Hashtag #Flawless." -- Abby
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Matthew McConaughey and Camilla Alves
"Unlike Jared Leto's, a cream tux on Matthew McConaughey, on the other hand, worked. Especially because he did it with a black tie and also because Camilla Alves's blush-colored dress pulled it together. I thought she looked absolutely beautiful." -- Elizabeth
"Totally agree about Camilla's dress -- she looked stunning. And Matthew McConaughey looks very 'Rat Pack boozing at the Stork Club. And I like it." -- Abby
"Unlike Jared Leto's, a cream tux on Matthew McConaughey, on the other hand, worked. Especially because he did it with a black tie and also because Camilla Alves's blush-colored dress pulled it together. I thought she looked absolutely beautiful." -- Elizabeth
"Totally agree about Camilla's dress -- she looked stunning. And Matthew McConaughey looks very 'Rat Pack boozing at the Stork Club. And I like it." -- Abby
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Amy Adams
"The dress is a little boring, but my bigger issue was with her up-do, which was too matronly and mother of the bride." -- Elizabeth
"I think Amy could have accessorized this look more." -- Abby
"The dress is a little boring, but my bigger issue was with her up-do, which was too matronly and mother of the bride." -- Elizabeth
"I think Amy could have accessorized this look more." -- Abby
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Jennifer Garner
"Ok, but I still love 13 Going on 30." --Elizabeth
"Rather than looking like a flapper (which I'm guessing was sort of the inspiration), this dress is giving me crazy '1970s chandelier' vibes." -- Abby
"Ok, but I still love 13 Going on 30." --Elizabeth
"Rather than looking like a flapper (which I'm guessing was sort of the inspiration), this dress is giving me crazy '1970s chandelier' vibes." -- Abby
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Emma Watson
"I loved this, but just wanted her bangs to be a smidge more combed." -- Elizabeth
"I liked this dress a lot, too, and agree that her hair looked a tad messy. And though you can't see it in this photo, her skinny ponytail in the back reminded one of my friends of a 'rattail.' Not a good look, Emma, not a good look." -- Abby
"I loved this, but just wanted her bangs to be a smidge more combed." -- Elizabeth
"I liked this dress a lot, too, and agree that her hair looked a tad messy. And though you can't see it in this photo, her skinny ponytail in the back reminded one of my friends of a 'rattail.' Not a good look, Emma, not a good look." -- Abby
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Angelina Jolie
"Jolie's jugs. Angie's bazongs. Boobalina Jolie. She looks amazing. She's telling breast cancer survivors and those who have had reconstruction that they don't have to hide their bodies. I loved that." -- Elizabeth
"La Jolie has never looked better." -- Abby
"Jolie's jugs. Angie's bazongs. Boobalina Jolie. She looks amazing. She's telling breast cancer survivors and those who have had reconstruction that they don't have to hide their bodies. I loved that." -- Elizabeth
"La Jolie has never looked better." -- Abby
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Ellen Degeneres
"I hated this YSL suit on her. It's very Jiminy Cricket meets Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt. I think it was the ruffle, the velvet, AND the sparkle that did it in. Choose ONE of those things and go with it. -- Elizabeth
"Eh. The only word that comes to mind when I see this outfit is, for some reason, 'spry.'" -- Abby
"I hated this YSL suit on her. It's very Jiminy Cricket meets Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt. I think it was the ruffle, the velvet, AND the sparkle that did it in. Choose ONE of those things and go with it. -- Elizabeth
"Eh. The only word that comes to mind when I see this outfit is, for some reason, 'spry.'" -- Abby
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Julia Roberts
"This was such a bummer of a bummer with a trombone sound effect on top. The peplum is too much and the weird sash thing happening underneath is just a big no. Stop this now, Julia Roberts." -- Elizabeth
"This isn't as big of a disaster as her Golden Globes dress but that isn't saying much. I don't think it was quite as tragic as you thought, Biz, but the neckline and the peplum are a little cuckoo." -- Abby
"This was such a bummer of a bummer with a trombone sound effect on top. The peplum is too much and the weird sash thing happening underneath is just a big no. Stop this now, Julia Roberts." -- Elizabeth
"This isn't as big of a disaster as her Golden Globes dress but that isn't saying much. I don't think it was quite as tragic as you thought, Biz, but the neckline and the peplum are a little cuckoo." -- Abby