Teddy Bear the Talking Porcupine Wishes You a Merry Christmas

Elizabeth Thompson

Here's a little holiday Friday fluff for you. Surely, by now you've seen the super-adorable Zooniversity videos of Teddy Bear the very bossy, very chatty porcupine refusing to share his corn on the cob and going to town on a pumpkin. Just in time for the holidays, here he is wearing a tiny Santa hat and gabbing it up while he busily puts away a gingerbread man cookie (that icing's made out of bark, right Zooniversity?). Something tells us that when Teddy "talks" he's actually weaving a nasty tapestry of profanity and abuse that would make even a woodchuck blush, but we love him all the same.

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