UPDATE UPDATE: Drake 'gramed a decidedly cryptic, sultry photo with Tay Tay early this morning, where the two are matching in...velvet:

-_-

New music project? The Unbearable (and Velvety) Lightness of Being?

Maybe!

Troll us, Draylor.

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UPDATE: Based on mostly nonsense, Taylor Swift, Lady of the Ocean Mist and her former rock companion, Tom Hiddleston, may, in fact, be back on; Drake and Taylor, be damned!

Lainey Gossip (via The Cut) is reporting that Swift's loyal fanbase tracks her private plane on its globe-trotting journeys (sounds like me when I track my family and friends' flights and scream in anxiety), and discovered that she took off from NYC this weekend, and headed to the UK, parking her sky swan at London Stansted Airport--the airport where Hiddleswift first landed when they went to visit his family in the summer.

Seeeeeeeeems like a little bit of a reach.

Hiddleston was noticeably absent from the Thor 3 wrap party in Australia, where he'd been filming until a few days ago. If this is true, I guess Taylor and Tom may have a shot at becoming one giant rose gold chandelier, after all.

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This is a thing that very well could or very well could not be happening: Taylor Swift and Aubrey Drake Graham have merged their respective ego batter into a single charred pancake.

Like wet tissue, the rumors are being flung to the ceiling of the social media public restroom, after Page Six reported that Taylor and Drake spent a lot of time together at his 30th birthday bash last Sunday (also attended by her enemy KT Perry and their mutual ex-John Mayer)--so much, that the source insisted that she was the only person Drizzy spent the most time with, aside from his mom.

TMZ added that Drake already intro'd Tay to his beloved mother that night, which, as we know, is very Swiftean protocol.

Both parties just got out of relationships--one very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very confirmed...

...and one rumored.

Twitter, of course, has caught wind, and is...yeah:

Some see this theoretical romance as fairly logical (I agree!):

Have fun you two!

Header photo via BFA