Super Bowl commercials, shmuper bowl commercials. The best ad we've seen all year is called "Supergeil" and comes courtesy of a German supermarket chain. It stars a bearded, deep voiced German entertainer named Friedrich Liechtenstein singing double entendres, hanging out in a tub full of milk and dancing in a grocery aisle to a beat straight out of Electric Daisy Carnival. "ZUPER FRESH, ZUPER LIFESTYLE!" Could it be the new "Gangnam Style"? [via Uproxx]

Summer footwear trend alert! [via adulthoodisokay]

Meet a man dedicating his life to restoring the penis on the Oscar statuette. [Above Average via HuffPo Comedy]

We're just gonna go scratch out our eyeballs now. GAHHHH. [via Coin Farts]

Meet your new favorite Tumblr: "Dancing Alone to Pony," dedicated to "all the solitary soldiers keeping the grind alive" while gyrating to the sweet, sweet tune of Ginuwine. [Tumblr via Afternoon Snooze Button]

Indie brands get corporate makeovers. [via Laughing Squid]

Jimmy Fallon and Fred Armisen unearthed never-before-seen footage of The Beatles talking to their fans after their appearance on The Ed Sullivan Show. They were very ahead of their time. #RedBullBeatles [via Tonight Show]