Stephen Colbert read a Top 10 list to David Letterman last night that he wrote when he applied to be a writer on the Late Show almost 20 years ago. [Uproxx]

Billy Eichner and Amy Poehler play "It's not Pitbull -- it's Amy Poehler!" [HuffPo]

Know it seems impossible at this point in the race, but we're still undecided. [Mlkshk]

Think again. [TastefullyOffensive]

Where all my anxiety babies at? [Mlkshk]

Someone who hates us all made this video of the worst lyric in pop history combined with the worst person in pop history. It's horrifying and perfect. [BlameAspartame via Ratsoff]

Feel me Orinoco Flow. [BlameAspartame]
You just got HepBURNED. [Mlkshk]