If only all divorces produced songs this bangin'. With "Bad Law," Norwegian Brooklyn transplant Sondre Lerche seems to reassign most of the five stages of loss: "denial" turns to "mellow summer vibes," "anger" to "spazz-core" and "acceptance" to "disco euphoria." Sure beats crying and playing air-drums to "All By Myself."

In that spirit, we whipped up a playlist of the bounciest breakup songs we could think of. We've also included a selection of lyrics from the songs, which you can transcribe into your journal or scream out the window on your way to Fort Tilden.