This is what happens when a famous TV food personality like Guy Fieri doesn't buy the domain to his hilarious joke of a Times Square restaurant: Behold, this parody menu posted on The description for "Guy's Big Balls" is poetry. [FastCompany]

The 50 states of missed connections. (Click to enlarge.) Whole lotta love at Walmart. And people in Indiana are having missed connections at home? What? (Also, as an Arizona native, I'm relieved to see my state's biggest singles hotspot isn't "Gun Convention for Racist Meth Addicts." AZ is full of surprises!)  [Psychology Today via Buzzfeed]

Shout out to all the adequate moms. [Reddit]