Have you had enough of a break from the "Shit X Says" meme? Good, because here's "Shit Lana Del Rey Says." It's strangely mesmerizing and includes lines like, "I really love vintage film, like really old stuff from the 1990s." [via Buzzfeed]

Debbie Harry hanging out with muppets in cub scout uniforms a.k.a. just another Tuesday afternoon. [via Tall Whitney]

Who knew cords could be this mellow? [via The Clearly Dope]

On the heels of that beautiful disaster Liz and Dick, Lindsay Lohan's past co-star Tyra Banks announced she will be making a sequel to their landmark Made For TV movie, Life Size. Eve never says no to learning. [Thanks Alex!]

Ready to rumble! [via The Clearly Dope]

Someone named their child Hashtag -- we repeat, SOMEONE NAMED THEIR CHILD 'HASHTAG.' [via Uproxx]

Though we don't know too many particulars about his role, we love this pic of Jason Schwarzman in character from Roman Coppola's new flick, A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III. [via Indie Wire]

Slap, slap, kiss, kiss. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Dear Santa, please send me this keyboard and leave the pizza on it. [via Dorsey Shaw Experience]

Hot Chip's new music video has a FIFA player orgy at the end. [via Buzzfeed]

Exciting news from Portlandia, folks: Roseanne Barr, Patton Oswalt, Juliette Lewis, Bill Hader, George Wendt, Jim Gaffigan, Rose Byrne, Bobby Moynihan, tennis star Martina Navratilova, Dinosaur Jr.'s J Mascis and the Dirty Projectors will all have guest spots on the series. To boot, Chloe Sevigny will have a recurring role as Fred and Carrie's roommate. We.can't.wait. [Entertainment Weekly via Vulture]