Kris Jenner already has a 100+ page business plan printed and laminated: Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are having a GIRL.

SPAWN!

The new Lady Kardashian, birthed through a lavender solar flare, placed on a bed atop a golden calf statue.

The two announced their unborn baby's gender in the premiere of their new E! Series Rob & Chyna last night:

In the clip, Rob explains that he was hoping for a boy, tying in the bond he had with his late father, Robert Kardashian Sr., and being the only male in the lady-heavy Dash brood; but he's quick to add that he's just as excited for a girl.

"It's an emotional moment. Me wanting to have a boy, it definitely stems from my dad but I'm sure I'll have the same relationship that I had with my father with my daughter."

Awww.

The Dash/Jenner clan came out in full support for their soon-to-be new baby cakes, starting out with the Mandarin Collar queen herself, Kris, elated over her new granddaughter:

Sister Kim chimed in...

...as well as Khlo--the closest to Rob:

Meanwhile, eldest sister Kourtney added her two cents:

Potential names?

Krimson Kardashian.

Kelly Kardashian.

Kallooh Kallay Kardashian.

Svedka.

Ba'al.

DreamWorks Pictures.

Sheryl Crow.

Congrats, you kids!