The first official trailer for Blac "Angela Renee White Kardashian" Chyna and Rob Karashian's new reality spinoff on E!, Rob & Chyna, has been loosened onto the world, and it looks truly insane.

The show will take us through the couple's engagement, while preparing themselves for their first child together--the heir apparent to the 'Dash dynasty.

Of course, it would not be a K-clan spinoff if there weren't cameos from the OG flock, with Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Kris popping into the teaser.

The climax of the 30 seconds comes when we see Blac yelling into a phone (presumably at Rob) "ARE YOU STILL TEXTING BITCHES?"

MY GOD.

Watch below.