1. PAPER Beautiful Person Rebel Wilson told Conan she learned how to do an American accent by watching Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo. The next time she says "redneckognize" in a movie, you'll know why. [via Jezebel]

2. In honor of the 50th anniversary of Andy Warhol's "32 Campbell's Soup Cans," Campbell's  will be releasing four different limited-edition printed tomato soup cans (like the ones seen above).  They'll launch on September 2 and be sold exclusively at Target for 75 cents each. [via High Snobiety]

3. According to NPR's Ben Bergman, Andy Roddick has announced that this year's U.S. Open will be his last tennis tournament.  Ever. [via Twitter]

4. Read an interview with a man attempting to epigenetically clone Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey and Michael Phelps...with yeast. [via Death + Taxes]

5. Oh gawd: TMZ got their hands on Lindsay Lohan's itemized $46,350.04 Chateau Marmont bill. It's fifteen pages long, in case you were wondering, and includes an individual $56 tab for cigarettes. [via World's Best Ever]

6. Members of The Strokes and Arcade Fire are among those participating in a charity basketball game during the POP Montreal fest. David Byrne is playing the halftime show.  Where can we buy tickets? [via Pitchfork]

7. Busted! Harvard is investigating 125 kids accused of cheating in a single class of only 279 students.  Guess the other 154 missed the memo. [via nymag]