With That One Girl Who Writes For the Website and our special guest, Bizzy T.

Last night, a bunch of pop stars and a handful of teenaged singers we didn't know turned up to the Barclays center (in Brooklyn, FYI, yep, the BK) for MTV's VMAs. Find out whom we thought looked like she was a "walking Virginia Slim cigarette" (in a good way, that is) and who looked like she was "dragging a muppet carcass."