</div><br/>TMZ somehow acquired a tape of the Biebs' deposition for a case involving one of his bodyguards allegedly beating up a paparazzi. The entire six-and-a-half minute clip is so mental: Bieber gives zero fucks about the whole thing and it shows. He's rude, contemptuous and slightly zonked out the whole time and it's a mesmerizing watch. [via <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/10/justin-bieber-videotaped-deposition-video-selena-gomez-usher/?adid=hero1">TMZ</a>]<br/><br/>Pitbull's coming for 'ya. [via <a href="http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/79142978856/x">Afternoon Snooze Button</a>] <br/><br/> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br/><br/><div align="left">Here's a dude twirling a 'Planet Fitness' sign by the side of the road. Guy's got moves. [via <a href="http://hypervocal.com/entertainment/2014/guy-twirling-sign/">Hyper Vocal</a>]<br/><br/>Same. [via <a href="http://knusprig-titten-hitler.tumblr.com/post/79080295587">Knusprig Titten Hitler</a>]<br/><br/>Behold, the Putin butt plug (not recommended for use). [via <a href="http://gawker.com/the-vladimir-putin-butt-plug-is-now-an-uncomfortable-re-1540451938">Gawker</a>]<br/><br/> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: center;"></div></div> <br/>We don't totally know what's going on here but all we do know is that this is quite possibly the *best* cover of "Blurred Lines" we've ever seen: assorted drunk dudes singing a karaoke version complete with Surrealist strip club/hotel lobby graphics in the background. Wut.Is.Going.On. [via <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/10/blurred-lines-karaoke_n_4935706.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy">HuffPo Comedy</a>]<br/><br/></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><br/><br/><div align="left">Here's Kevin Bacon describing what the '80s were like for the benefit of Milennials. [via <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09q04Dlh7r8#t=53">Mashable</a>]<br/><br/> <br/>Best bookmark ever. [via <a href="http://imwithkanye.tumblr.com/post/78460801144/chroniclebooks-we-approve-this-message">I'm With Kanye</a>]<br/><br/> <div style="text-align: center;"></div><br/>Jimmy Fallon and Jon Hamm photobombed a bunch of people atop 30 Rock. Love their tender hoagie moment! [via <a href="http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/segments/2391">Tonight Show</a>]<br/><br/> <div style="text-align: center;"><iframe src="http://abc.go.com/embed/VDKA0_e5ipzagp" frameborder="0" height="362" width="644"/></div><br/> Here's a sneak peek at True Detective: Season 2 starring...Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen. [via <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimmel-live/">Jimmy Kimmel</a>]<br/> <br/>Happy Warm Weather Tuesday, y'all! [via <a href="http://coinfarts.tumblr.com/post/79200363380">Coin Farts</a>]<br/></div></div></div><div><br/></div>