President Obama Went On Between Two Ferns

by Abby Schreiber
</div><br/>TMZ somehow acquired a tape of the Biebs' deposition for a case involving one of his bodyguards allegedly beating up a paparazzi. The entire six-and-a-half minute clip is so mental: Bieber gives zero fucks about the whole thing and it shows. He's rude, contemptuous and slightly zonked out the whole time and it's a mesmerizing watch. [via <a href="">TMZ</a>]<br/><br/>Pitbull's coming for 'ya. [via <a href="">Afternoon Snooze Button</a>] <br/><br/> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br/><br/><div align="left">Here's a dude twirling a 'Planet Fitness' sign by the side of the road. Guy's got moves. [via <a href="">Hyper Vocal</a>]<br/><br/>Same. [via <a href="">Knusprig Titten Hitler</a>]<br/><br/>Behold, the Putin butt plug (not recommended for use). [via <a href="">Gawker</a>]<br/><br/> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: center;"></div></div> <br/>We don't totally know what's going on here but all we do know is that this is quite possibly the *best* cover of "Blurred Lines" we've ever seen: assorted drunk dudes singing a karaoke version complete with Surrealist strip club/hotel lobby graphics in the background. Wut.Is.Going.On. [via <a href="">HuffPo Comedy</a>]<br/><br/></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><br/><br/><div align="left">Here's Kevin Bacon describing what the '80s were like for the benefit of Milennials. [via <a href="">Mashable</a>]<br/><br/> <br/>Best bookmark ever. [via <a href="">I'm With Kanye</a>]<br/><br/> <div style="text-align: center;"></div><br/>Jimmy Fallon and Jon Hamm photobombed a bunch of people atop 30 Rock. Love their tender hoagie moment! [via <a href="">Tonight Show</a>]<br/><br/> <div style="text-align: center;"><iframe src="" frameborder="0" height="362" width="644"/></div><br/> Here's a sneak peek at True Detective: Season 2 starring...Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen. [via <a href="">Jimmy Kimmel</a>]<br/> <br/>Happy Warm Weather Tuesday, y'all! [via <a href="">Coin Farts</a>]<br/></div></div></div><div><br/></div>

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