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Here Are Some Really Obvious Bits Of Tinder Advice From Pornstars

Hint: It's all about cats and dogs.

Tinder is a game. Sure, there's definitely a "real world" element to it, but if you play it right, then you win again and again. No matter what you're looking for, whether its a simple hook up or something long-term, you need to have the good stuff. But what the hell constitutes "good stuff"? Four female porn stars are here to tell you things you probably already knew.

Anikka Albrite, Skin Diamond, Dana Dearmon and Penny Pax dish the dirt on what they think is worthy of a right swipe. Some of the tips they give include posting pictures with your pets (even though some prefer cats over dogs and vice-versa, it's a 50/50 split so half will hate it and half will absolutely love it), agreeing to meet in a public place and just being an overall honest person. SO, no help there really.

Some of the don'ts? Pictures of kids (even when it comes with the "kids are my nieces" disclaimer -- putting shots of children, who don't have a say over the photo being on the internet, let alone on a hook-up app = nope) showing that you're super vain by having a profile with multiple selfies and shirtless pics, talking about the current show you're watching (snore, unless it's Making a Murderer tho) and making your veganism "A Thing." Again, pretty straight forward.

Get more tips below and who the hell knows, if they work, it'll be the first time porn helped you get a date.

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