Wow, my dudes, just wow. The highly fascinating dynamic that is the Trump marriage just keeps giving us more and more golden content, it's like they don't even know the world is watching them. Amazing.

After the press made a big deal of Melania swatting away the hand of the overstuffed scarecrow she unfortunately married in Israel, the couple made a point of walking hand-in-hand as they left the country for Rome. Although obviously the three-hour flight over to Europe was long enough for Melania to forget the charade, once again pulling her hand away from the Don who has to settle for a butt-grab instead as they exited the plane – a tough break for a man who once bragged any woman would let him "grab 'em by the pussy."

Lol bye.