Over the weekend Mr. Mickey had a lot of flop time and watched some bad TV. The result is a small loss of brain cells and two new crushes! Okay, Joe Jonas is barely legal, but he is soooooo cute. It might be a little creepy for MM to watch Jonas on the Disney Channel but he is 20 years old so it's not illegal! My other crush is Rob Kardashian, the only brother on the show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Rob is such a hunky dreamboat in the special Khloe's Wedding episode. Mr. Mickey cried during Bruce Jenner's wedding toast. The show feels totally staged but it's kind of addictive.