Morning Funnies
Morning Funnies: Lance Armstrong's Books Are Now Fiction
A library in Australia has moved Lance Armstrong's books to the fiction section. [Reddit]Petting charts for cats and dogs. [TastefullyOffensive]Jan Brady Te'oing. [DailyWhat]This flu season is really freaking us out. Everyone should wear oven mitts…
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Morning Funnies: What Gay Men Think of Vaginas
What gay men think of vaginas. This is the best. [via Jezebel] Eliot Glazer's amazing power walking fitness video with SNL's Kate McKinnon. Tush against bush. [via Splitsider] 50 million high fives to Deadspin.…
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Morning Funnies: Scott Disick's Days As a Teenage Romance Novel Model
Featuring John W. Knoxville and Stephen O. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler] This is awesome: Samuel L. Jackson appeared on a British radio show and read the lyrics to Taylor Swift's song "We Are Never Ever…
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Morning Funnies: Jennifer Lawrence Was Talking About First Wives Club, You Dummies!
Jennifer Lawrence was referencing completely memorable comedy First Wives Club when she said 'I beat Meryl' at the Golden Globes. What is wrong with you people? [ONTD]Happy first birthday to the Lana Del Rey…
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Morning Funnies: While You Watched Girls Or the Golden Globes, a Park Sloper Was Crowned Miss America
Kate Middleton's official portrait-meets-botched Jesus fresco. [via I'm With Kanye]...like a villain. [via Coin Farts] For all those who were titillated by the recent Times Magazine article about Lindsay Lohan and the shooting of Bret…
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Morning Funnies: The Golden Globes Edition
So of course Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were the best ever last night. Here's their full monologue. [via The Clearly Dope] We thought Amy Poehler's fake nominee name was "Darcy St. Butt" but "Budge"…
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Morning Funnies: Alec Baldwin Met the 30 Rock Porn Parody Tina Fey
The cast of 30 Rock was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night and Alec Baldwin talked about the time he met the woman who played Tina Fey in the 30 Rock porn…
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Morning Funnies: Jimmy Kimmel Makes More Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
Here's a video of fast-food employees getting freaked out when a driver-less car pulls up to the drive-thru window. In reality, the driver has made a car seat costume. The window-opening quadruple-take at 2:45…
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Morning Funnies: Betty White, National Treasure
Oh no, too cute! Betty White meets Jimmy Fallon's dog, Gary. (Go to the 2:50 mark)And in part 2... Betty says something amazingly bitch about Kim Kardashian. This woman is a national treasure. [LNJF]…
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Morning Funnies: The Taylor Swift-Harry Styles Break-Up Edition
So, so good. [via Im With Kanye]"Hi tree, may I kiss you?" [via The Clearly Dope]"My, little lady, you sure have impressive lung capacity!" [via Pizzza Time]We forgot Robin Williams was a member of the…
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Morning Funnies: More Killer Goat Super Bowl Commercials, Please
Usually Doritos Superbowl commercials are pretty terrible and just feature some dudes in a boardroom and one dude gets hit in the balls with a sledge hammer and thrown through a plate glass window…
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Morning Funnies: Tina Fey Hates Everyone, Joe Biden Will Make Out With Everyone
Extras from Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's Golden Globes promos. Soexcitedforthis. [Vulture] Joe Biden was in his element at the mock Senate swearing-in yesterday. As new and returning senators brought their family members to…
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Morning Funnies: Portlandia's "Spoiler Alert"
Ahead of Portlandia's third season premiere on Friday, here's a preview clip from the show entitled "Spoiler Alert." And, true to its name, there are lots of TV spoilers -- if you've just started…
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Morning Funnies: Back From Break Edition
Happy New Year, Morning Funnies is baaaaaaack! [LaughterKey] 2012 kind of sucked but, woo, 2013 will be great! Let's go get 'em! [Mlkshk] Happy Boo year! Mama June went blonde, which means everything is…
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Morning Funnies: Here's Kim Kardashian In the New Tyler Perry Movie
Here's Kim Kardashian acting in the trailer for Tyler Perry's new movie, Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. [Dlisted] How will this man ever trust a trust fall again? [TastefullyOffensive] Pizza Hut in…
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Morning Funnies: Cosette Whoopi
How delightful is this photo of Obama pretended he got blasted with lil' Spider-Man's web? [Buzzfeed via Jezebel]Click to enlarge imageFor your viewing pleasure, here's a handy Hollywood height chart -- who knew that…
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Morning Funnies: Tom Cruise and Jimmy Fallon Have a Water War
Tom Cruise and Jimmy Fallon had a water war on last night's Late Night. Mona Duckface. [FYeahDementia]The tortured soul hot-guy of chairs? [Reddit]Lenny Kravitz wearing the most giant scarf in all of the land.…
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Morning Funnies: The Big Ang-Rihanna Mash-Up We've (Kinda) Been Waiting For
The original cabbage patch kids -- Christmas edition. [via Tall Whitney] Your hair is making us hungry, Gwen. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]The only two settings in life one really needs. [via Coin Farts]Pool party at…
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Morning Funnies: Nice, Soothing Things Edition
SNL's cold open this weekend, featuring the New York Children's Chorus singing "Silent Night," was stirring and wonderful. (The entire episode, hosted by Martin Short, was great. Especially when Samuel L. Jackson accidentally dropped…
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Morning Funnies: Downton Abbey Goes On The View + "Hall Bitten By Oates"
We cannot get enough of the Downton Abbey cast's appearance on The View. For starters, Jim Carter (Mr. Carson) has some real chemistry with Barbara Walters and shows off his secret juggling skills. Also,…
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