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Is This the Worst Rendition of the National Anthem of All Time?

This will make you real squirmy: a Canadian singer was asked to sing America's National Anthem before a hockey game and she botched it. Big time. Where's Roseanne when you need her? [via Hyper… Read Full Story
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Stefon's Wedding Was Everything You Could Have Ever Asked For

Oh man, Saturday Night Live's season finale was also Bill Hader and Fred Armisen's final episode and it was a doozy. First, Stefon got an amazing send-off on Weekend Update, complete with a marriage… Read Full Story
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The Most Depressing/Genius Vine of All Vines

Sorry, Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal, but this is our new favorite Vine video. [Gawker] Grab some Kleenex and watch these farewell interviews with the cast of The Office, which had its series… Read Full Story
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Watch Tobias Fünke's Sizzle Reel

Prepare to set aside a good hour and a half out of your day to watch Tobias Fünke's sizzle reel (or "sizzling reel," as it were) and to d*ck around on his acting website,… Read Full Story
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Own This Bea Arthur Nude for a Cool $2 Million (NSFW)

This nude portrait of Bea Arthur by John Currin (which she didn't pose for) is up for auction at Christie's today and estimated at $2 million. Run, don't walk! [HuffPo] Daft Punk X some goats… Read Full Story
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What's Dylan Grillin'?

Here's a strangely riveting 8-bit-ish game called "What's Dylan Grillin'" in which you attempt to figure out what an unrealistically muscle-y Bob Dylan cartoon is firing up on his Weber grill. [via F Yeah Dementia]… Read Full Story
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A New Arrested Development Trailer Is Heeeere

Ahhh, it's a new trailer for Arrested Development! Soexcitedsoexcitedsoexcited. SNL's 1-800-Flowers mother's day commercial this weekend was excellent. The apartment comment is the best. Paul Rudd, at prom, with a mullet. [Wonderwall via Tall… Read Full Story
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"Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal" Vines Are Perfection

A genius named Ryan McHenry has made a bunch of Vines of him trying to feed Ryan Gosling cereal and they're all perfection. Never ever change, Internet. [Dlisted]  Jimmy Kimmel has a new edition… Read Full Story
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The Kiss Cam Break-Up Is Your Perfect Dose of Schadenfreude

Here's your Morning Funnies schadenfreude of the day: a couple breaks up while caught on the "Kiss Cam." Ouch. [via The Daily What] Cleveland hero Charles Ramsey got the inevitable auto-tune treatment. [via Uproxx]Here's… Read Full Story
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Joshua Jackson Wins Best Met Gala Photobomb

Joshua Jackson wins Best Photobomb of the Night at the Met Gala...[E!]...but Jennifer Lawrence's photobomb of SJP comes in at a close second. [ImWithKanye]Dress by Internet. [UsWeekly] John Krasinski and Jimmy Fallon had a lip-synching… Read Full Story
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George Clooney's Response On Why He Won't Run For Office Is Great...and Definitive

Apparently someone asked George Clooney why he won't ever run for political office and this was his response. [via The Clearly Dope]This is awesome: ahead of their series finale on May 16th, the cast of… Read Full Story
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This Brazilian Testicle Mascot Will Haunt Your Dreams

Meet Mr. Balls, the testicle mascot of Brazilian anti-cancer non-profit the Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer. I guess raising awareness about testicular cancer is good, but oh god the pubes. So many pubes.… Read Full Story
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Reese Witherspoon's Arrest Video Is Amazing

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Reese Witherspoon Arrest DASH CAM VIDEO -- Crazier Than You Thought - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe Video footage of Reese Witherspoon getting arrested for being a… Read Full Story

Justin Timberlake's "Cat and Tie"

Could Justin Timberlake's "Suit and Tie" duet with a cat be the new Taylor Swift "I Knew You Were Trouble" duet with a goat? [via Hyper Vocal]We prefer "pretty, pretty, pret-ty good." But that's… Read Full Story
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Kevin Spacey Is Happy to Liven Up Your Vacation Photos

This is apparently what happens when you pose for a photo on a nice spring day and Kevin Spacey happens to jog by in the background. [Buzzfeed]Ellen Instagrammed this photo of herself and Cher last… Read Full Story
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Willie Nelson Auditions For Gandalf in The Hobbit 2

In honor of Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday today, he went on Conan and made a stoner-y audition reel for the role of Gandalf in The Hobbit 2. It's awesome and we highly recommend that Willie… Read Full Story
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Steven Spielberg's Trailer for His Obama Biopic

Here's the trailer for Steven Spielberg's Obama biopic, which premiered at the White House Press Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, starring Daniel Day Lewis as Barack and Tracy Morgan as Joe Biden. [PopCultureBrain] White House… Read Full Story
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Drunk Diane Keaton on Ellen Is the Best Diane Keaton

Drunk Diane Keaton was on Ellen yesterday drinking chilled red wine, talking about tantric sex and promoting her awful-looking wedding movie that we'll be secretly enjoying on a plane 5 months from now. The… Read Full Story
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Tilda Swinton Started An Awesome Dance Party In Honor of Roger Ebert

In honor of Roger Ebert, Tilda Swinton led this awesome 1,500-person dance party (set to Barry White's "You're the First, the Last, My Everything") during the Ebertfest Film Festival. [via Grantland]Entertainment Weekly has more… Read Full Story
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Relive 1999 in 10 minutes

We've remembered 1997, now let's remember the culturally rich year of 1999 in 10 minutes, including Smash Mouth's music, two good movies, two good TV shows, one good music video and some video games.… Read Full Story