Morning Funnies

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Morning Funnies: Golden Globes Edition

oh shit. oh shit. it's her. #goldenglobes pic.twitter.com/2QIyqdyuLY-- ZoĆ« Klar (@madamezooble) January 12, 2015 Catherine Zeta Jones looked like an Emoji. [@MadameZoobie] PROOF CHANNING TATUM IS A TANGERINE pic.twitter.com/JZM6jgAzVi-- BFF (@YrBFF) January 12, 2015… Read Full Story
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The Sunday Funnies

This kid is the best wedding dancer EVER. [Gawker] Smart. [FYouNoFMe]  The rudest cat ever wakes up an angelic, sleeping kitten and it does not go well. [TastefullyOffensive] Hi hi hi hiiiiiiiiii. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]The smiley… Read Full Story
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The Sunday Funnies

Whoever is responsible for this is our ONE TRUE HERO. [FYouNoFMe] Yes, go on. [Mlkshk]  Maximum Dad-dom. [TastefullyOffensive]  A cat closely watching some bearded dragons eat lunch is the best holiday blockbuster of 2014. [TastefullyOffensive]… Read Full Story
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The Sunday Funnies

Watch Mike Myers make a surprise appearance on SNL as Dr. Evil last night to discuss the Sony North Korea hacks. There's a sick Love Guru burn, too.  If Tampon commercials were made with… Read Full Story
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The Sunday Funnies

Here is a video of a bulldog named Junior singing along to "Let It Go" with his dads. He is also wearing a Santa hat. We want to be best friends with these guys.… Read Full Story
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The Sunday Funnies

Nicki Minaj was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live last night and made a cameo as Kim Kardashian on Weekend Update, discussing her nude Paper photos and the real context behind them. We… Read Full Story
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Watch Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson's Thanksgivng Dance-Off to "Uptown Funk"

Did you spend your Thanksgiving making everyone listen to "Uptown Funk" on repeat while you danced in some curtains? That's so funny, because that's exactly how Cara Delevingne and Kate Hudson spent their Thanksgiving… Read Full Story
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The Sunday Funnies

#TRUTH. [@ChristianDuguay]When you ate pie all weekend and gave no Fs. [Mlkshk] SNL's "(Do It On My) Twin Bed" squad iis back y'all, and they've got things on lock in this bumpin' ode to… Read Full Story
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It's All About "You Time" With SNL's Thanksgiving Jam "Back Home Ballers"

The "(Do It On My) Twin Bed" squad is back y'all, and they've got things on lock in this bumpin' ode to becoming the regressed, succubus of an adult-child that you are whenever you're… Read Full Story
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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets Is Baaaack

Besides attaching our Kim Kardashian butt cover to a snow blower last night, Jimmy Kimmel also aired his eighth edition of celebrities read mean tweets. Check it out above. Poor Ty Burrell.… Read Full Story
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The Tiny Hamster Thanksgiving Is Something to Be Thankful For

This tiny hamster Thanksgiving is something we can all be thankful for. [Jezebel] In other adorable animal news, here's a dog dressed up as a human baby. [LillyAndTheHairless] Russell Brand and Jimmy Fallon play… Read Full Story
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Benedict Cumberbatch and Jimmy Fallon Tell Three-Word Stories

Benedict Cumberbatch and Jimmy Fallon play a new game where they take turns telling a story, three words at a time, while trying to make the other person say a chosen mystery word. And, ahem,… Read Full Story
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Woody Harrelson and SNL Tackle NYC's Not-that-Exciting New Weed Policy

Woody Harrelson hosted this weekend's A++ Saturday Night Live, featuring this short on New York City's seemingly glorious new weed policy. Seemingly.    If you are married to someone who knows every word to… Read Full Story
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Jim Carrey Gives Bowl Cuts On Hollywood Blvd.

In a shoutout to his Dumb & Dumber sequel coming out, Jim Carrey went on Hollywood Blvd. and gave volunteers Lloyd-esque bowl haircuts. [via Jimmy Kimmel] Help Kim get her cover back! Someone made… Read Full Story
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Waka Flocka Flame is Still Looking for a Blunt Roller

Even though we personally came up with ample suggestions as to who should be Mr. Flame's official blunt roller, Waka Flocka Flame is still searching. Out of over 60,000 applicants watch him read the best/worst… Read Full Story
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What's Everyone Reading Today?

While we're working on a roundup this morning of all the incredible memes our Kim Kardashian cover has generated -- and there are SO MANY, holy shit -- here's our favorite so far courtesy… Read Full Story
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Nick Jonas, Usher, Jeff Daniels and Jimmy Fallon Play 'Pyramid'

Nick Jonas, Usher, Jeff Daniels and Jimmy Fallon play a rousing game of 'Pyramid.' Nick Jonas literally does not know a single mobster movie. Not a damn one. [via Tonight Show] Here's a chill-ass… Read Full Story
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Watch a Bunch of Celebrities Get Slapped in the Face with a Fish

Watch a bunch of celebrities get slapped across the face with a fish on John Oliver's Last Week Tonight. Poor Tom Hanks. [Uproxx] The news anchor who loves to jam out during commercial breaks… Read Full Story
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This Is The Most Hellish Sitcom Nightmare You Will Ever See

Initially, "Too Many Cooks" -- which Adult Swim has been quietly airing at 4 a.m., listing the segment as an infomercial --  seems like a spot-on skewering of the opening credits from an '80s… Read Full Story
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This Super-cut of Amy Poehler Freestyle Rapping is the Best Thing You'll Hear All Day

An upstanding citizen made this super-cut of all of Amy Poehler's freestyle raps from Comedy Bang! Bang! appearances and it's the only thing we care about right now. Here's an example of Amy Poehler's… Read Full Story