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This Is The Most Hellish Sitcom Nightmare You Will Ever See

Initially, "Too Many Cooks" -- which Adult Swim has been quietly airing at 4 a.m., listing the segment as an infomercial --  seems like a spot-on skewering of the opening credits from an '80s… Read Full Story
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This Super-cut of Amy Poehler Freestyle Rapping is the Best Thing You'll Hear All Day

An upstanding citizen made this super-cut of all of Amy Poehler's freestyle raps from Comedy Bang! Bang! appearances and it's the only thing we care about right now. Here's an example of Amy Poehler's… Read Full Story
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SHUT IT DOWN: Benedict Cumberbatch Is Engaged

Benedict Cumberbatch, the internet's boyfriend and sufferer of a rare, adorable disorder that makes him incapable of saying the word "penguin", and which only makes us feel SO MUCH CLOSER to him because he is… Read Full Story
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Parents Tell Their Kids They Ate All Their Halloween Candy

Jimmy Kimmel reprised his hilariously mean Halloween prank in which parents tell their kids that they ate all of their trick or treating candy. [via Jimmy Kimmel] Happy Election Day! Jimmy Kimmel unearthed a… Read Full Story
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Swiftamine: The Cure For Sudden-Onset Taylor Swift Appreciation

Are you an adult suffering from Sudden-Onset Taylor Swift Appreciation Vertigo? Let Swiftamine help. [SNL] Emoji prayer hands. [Mlkshk] Daylight Saving Time: The Movie. [TastefullyOffensive] Always be a dog. [TastefullyOffensive]Ohshitohshitohshit. [Reddit] A 7-year-old boy named Charlie… Read Full Story
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Portlandia's Goths Plan Their Fantasy Funerals

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What Would Yeezus Wear Is Our New Favorite Instagram

A photo posted by What would Yeezus wear? (@what_would_yeezus_wear) on Oct 10, 2014 at 10:22am PDT A photo posted by What would Yeezus wear? (@what_would_yeezus_wear) on Oct 10, 2014 at 10:47am PDT Who wore it best?… Read Full Story
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Watch Daniel Radcliffe Perfectly Rap Blackalicious' "Alphabet Aerobics"

Watch Daniel Radcliffe rap Blacklicious' insanely hard "Alphabet Aerobics" on the Tonight Show last night.  If you need us, we'll be watching this video of a baby goat saying "what what" on repeat all… Read Full Story
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Jimmy Fallon, Ewan McGregor, Charles Barkley and Jeff Tweedy Played an Epic Game of Charades

Jimmy Fallon, Charles Barkley, Ewan McGregor and Wilco's Jeff Tweedy played a rousing game of charades last night. They were...so-so. [via Tonight Show] An adorable father and son perform a rendition of Timmy Trumpet and… Read Full Story
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Jim Carrey and SNL Spoofs Those Weird-Ass Matthew McConaughey Lincoln Ads

Jim Carrey and SNL perfectly spoof those baffling Matthew McConaughey Lincoln ads. "We're just bugs on a rock in a void."  Exclusive deleted scene from Spiderman 2!!  [FYeahDementia]Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart: The College… Read Full Story
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The Triumphant Return of Teddy Bear the Porcupine

It's fall, which means it's pumpkin season, which means its snack season for Teddy Bear the bossiest, busiest, chattiest porcupine in all the land. [TastefullyOffensive] Two 30-something dudes lip synch a conversation between two… Read Full Story
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The Parody Song "Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf" Was Turned Into An Epic Musical

Rob Cantor's 2012 viral Shia LaBeouf parody song "Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf" has taken to the stage. The epic live version is complete with a choir, Cirque du Soleil-style dancers, and Shia Labeouf himself. Behold,… Read Full Story
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Justin Bieber's Boxing Lessons With Floyd Mayweather Aren't Going So Well

Fact: Justin Bieber is taking boxing lessons from boxing champ Floyd Mayweather. Fact: Conan O'Brien obtained "exclusive" footage of Bieber and Mayweather's training sessions and, well, things aren't going so well for the Biebs.… Read Full Story
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Watch Snoop Dogg Talk About Snakes and Bats In the Latest Episode of "Plizzanet Earth"

It was Snoop Dogg's birthday yesterday (HBD!) and in honor of the occasion, Jimmy Kimmel released the latest episode of the rapper's wildlife series, "Plizzanet Earth." In this installment we see him talk about… Read Full Story
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Elijah Wood Took the Best-Ever Photo with a Fan

Elijah Wood took a magical, magical photo with a fan. Gaze upon it in wonder. [Reddit]  This old man singing "Great Balls of Fire" is our new karaoke hero. [Uproxx]Pretty much us all through high… Read Full Story
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"Drunk J. Crew" Is the Only Fashion Catalog We Care About

You know how just about every clothing retailer features models in their catalogs who look like they're about to fall over? Some beautiful genius has created the Tumblr "Drunk J. Crew," a collection of such… Read Full Story
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Watch Bill Murray Train for a Marathon in a Tuxedo

Bill Murray gets a quick run in during his interview on Letterman, wins.   Jimmy Fallon, Brad Pitt, and Brad Pitt's mustache settle a few pressing matters in a breakdance conversation. Loading Kanye getting some… Read Full Story
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Emma Stone Is a Terrible Liar

Emma Stone is very bad at playing "Box of Lies" on the Tonight Show. Omg, it's "TURNIP for What with Michelle Obama." TURNIP. Turnip. [Uproxx]  Cats make the best/worst office companions.  [TastefullyOffensive] Embroider onto… Read Full Story
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Shia LaBeouf Tells Jimmy Kimmel What Really Happened That Night He Got Arrested at Cabaret

Shia LaBeouf, former celebrity, spandex enthusiast and artististe, tells Jimmy Kimmel all about what really happened that night he got arrested during a performance of Cabaret. And, you know what? He's really effin' charming the… Read Full Story
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The Triumphant Return of Stefon

Bill Hader hosted SNL this weekend, which meant, hooray, the return of Stefon!. And if you've been wondering where MTV Sports Dan Cortese has been: Stefon knows.  This SNL trailer for a YA science… Read Full Story