The YA version of The Ten Watermelon-Flavored Mojitos Romance. [via I'm Remembering]

Guess who's stylist has been watching Beverly Hills, 90210 on Netflix Instant? [via Tall Whitney]

Munch munch. [via Pleated Jeans]

Meet Mark Suben, reelected Courtland County DA and former 70s porn star. That's him in one his flicks above but you'll be glad to know that c. 2012, the gnarly 'stache lives on. [via Hyper Vocal]

Speaking of mustaches... [via Bunny Food]

Christmas shopping ends here folks. [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]

Remember that time that Aziz Ansari hung out with Speidi? [via Uproxx]